Odd Logics and Longings
Knowledge before ethics.
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…Genius.
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I was asked by my aunt to pick up a bible or at least read a verse. So to silence her I decided to read a verse. I pick a section thingy at random and ended up in Joshua. Afterwards I pick the first 4 digits of my birthday which is 11/1/1992 yes I’m a Capricorn.
Anyways this is what I got:
“And he cut off all the souls that abode there: he left not in it any remains, but utterly destroyed all, and burned the city itself with fire.”
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Vocaloid song “Rotten Girl, Grotesque Romance (Stalker)” English subs (by motokokusanagi2009)
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Seen a few of these floating about but I got this from my pal[?] Yoshi.
“Would You Rather?” Tumblr Challenge
Live without music or live without T.V.? TVEat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dish washing liquid? Bar of soap… Unless it is one of the more oddly scented bars.
Hold your pee forever or have an uncontrollable bladder? Hold it I guess.
Be called a racist or a traitor to your country? I already get called both but I’d rather be a traitor to a shitty nation than a hater of them all.
Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath? I have a somewhat illogical fear of dogs so I guess the fatties. But I won’t talk to anyone.
Lose your legs or lose your arms? Legs
Have a beautiful house and an ugly car or an ugly house and a beautiful car? A beautiful house and ugly car… I’m a home body.
Be blind or deaf? Deaf.
Live in Antarctica or Death Valley? I love the heat so on to Death Valley.
Find true love or 10 million dollars? The only absolute thing in this world is that people will either have or need money. As much as I want love… People are too unreliable. For the right price you can even buy “Love” and though it isn’t real it’s real enough to keep you from being lonely.
Always say what’s on your mind or never speak again? There is a sort of beauty in never speaking. You life is a big stimulus. You are a passenger almost invisible. My mind however is eerily unable to remain silent. Never speaking and letting the words out would lead me to an early grave. I’d rather always say what is on my mind.
Have pom-poms for hands or glow sticks for fingers? Glow sticks for fingers has more practical applications so I’ll go with that.
Be able to hear any conversation or take back what you said? People should hurt those whom have hurt them. This is the basis of justice. Even when someone is “Let off the hook” they are expected to bear the guilt. Words are the most common weapons we as people possess. Our “Torture Tools” for one another that reminds us we can’t just do as we please and step on anyone we’d like. As such a word should never be taken back.
To end my little sermon… I’d rather hear any conversation.
End hunger or hatred? Hunger… Hatred is a valuable tool to every human being. Hunger is nothing more than a barrier that keeps more people out of commission and usefulness. In which case they are better off dead.
Always lose or never play? I’d rather never play. What need is there to do so?
Fly when you fart or pee when you laugh? Fly when I fart so when I rob a bank I can add Burrito’s to my supply bag. Maybe get a cool name like The Gastro Goon or The Rising Cheese.
Know it all or have it all? I admire only scholarly things and find MOST material goods useless. So I’d rather know it all.
Give bad advice or take bad advice? Give bad advice… I already give good advice to most everyday problems and no one listens. Then when I say I told you so because I get proven to be right they get mad.
Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends? I’d rather the mansion. I like space. Plus I’d feel too insecure if there were people there. At least this way I can buy all the BSDM stuff I don’t quite have the space fore now without it being seen by everyone. A Wooden Pony, Judas Cradel ETC ETC.
Be forgotten or hatefully remembered? Hatefully Remembered.
Not be able to use your phone or your email? Phone.
Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like? Make less money in a job I like. For a living I’d rather make things that go boom, pow, clang, woosh, blam bang, pop, zap, rip and slice. Plus it’s still a good paying job just not as much as some others.
Be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know their future? Knowing a persons future allows for you to control them a lot easier. Control equals reliability. And people should be more reliable.
Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones? Lick a public phone… Barely anyone uses them these days anyways. And I know about the typical things found in hair… horrid.
Be schizophrenic or have amnesia? Schizophrenic… The life I’ve lived so far has made me what I am. I really hate it but I wanna at least be someones don’t do list. At least I can be useful like that. Make something of what I am so far.
Talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vador? I’m told I have my Yoda moments. So I guess nothing would change.
Marry a vain person or a person with poor image? Someone with a poor image. People whom believe themselves to be inadequate would work harder to compensate. In the end that’s what it’s all about. How dedicated they are to their partner.
Eat 30 pounds of cheese in one sitting or a bucket of peanut butter without water? Eat 30 pounds of cheese… I like cheese.
The [?] was because I’m not quite sure how she feels about me. But then again I never know these things. Plus I get panicky and shit about this kind of stuff. I never know if someone actually sees e as a friend or space/time filler. So I end up feeling like a prop around unsure if I’m there because someone doesn’t want to feel lonely or because they have no one better to talk to… IE:A cactus or something.
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Photo reblogged from Mike Mitchell's Tumblr of Amazing Things.
I predict this will get 1 million notes by November.
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Five Signs That You Might Be A Cat
1. You can be too curious for your own good. You’re quick to investigate anything that intrigues you, even if it puts you at risk. You search mysterious boxes, crawl into small spaces and couldn’t help but watch 2 Girls 1 Cup just to see what the fuss was about.
2. You’re easily distracted by movement. Whether it’s an insect, a laser pointer, or a piece of string, as long as it’s moving it has your attention. Chances are something has already distracted you from reading this and I can type gibberish from now on because you aren’t going to read it anyway.
3. You’re often standoffish with strangers. When approached by a new person, you have a tendency to take some time to warm to them, especially if they start stroking you and telling you how lovely you are.
4. You annoy those around you when you’re hungry. If they refuse to give you food then you just wander around the house, snacking on whatever you can find until dinner.
5. You’re always being yelled at for being on the computer. Humans aren’t used to seeing cats operating computers, so they experience a mixture of fear and denial when they witness it. If you’re often told to “Get off that thing.” or “Stop spending so much time on there.” then chances are it’s because you’re a cat.
